FREE KINDLE BOOK PACK #5 – {11-09-2012}
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Romance Novel
PJ Jones
Genre(s): Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Literature & Fiction, Romance, Fantasy & Futuristic, Parodies
Rating: 3.9 – {33 Reviews}
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ARNING: PJ Jones doesn’t just take fiction and make it funny. First she bludgeons it, butchers it, pulverizes it, and then regurgitates the indigestible parts onto the page. So if you are bold enough to click on that purchase button, just be warned; if your laugh-o-meter is set to prude, not crude, and you have high literary standards, or ANY standards at all, you will be sadly disappointed.
ROMANCE NOVEL–the unabridged, unauthorized comedic look at the bestselling vampire series that will leave you wondering who the hell ever believed vampires could “sparkle.” And you’ll laugh…all the way to the bathroom!
Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby’s heart transplant. She flies home to her deputy father’s ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.
When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn’t have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.
Time is running out for Smella’s baby, and she must escape from the Australian Outback and face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella’s strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.
*****Praise for ROMANCE NOVEL******
“I found this story to be hysterical from cover to cover.” Diana from Night Owl Romance, Night Owl Reviews Top Pick
“This parody will have you laughing out loud.” Melissa from Were Vamps Romance
“Oh PJ Jones, you had me at ‘skanky crotch’.” Penni from Favorite Thing Ever
“By the time I finished reading my sides were aching with laughter.” Orchid from Long and Short of it Reviews
“If you are a fan of good satire, this is definitely a book for you.” Wendy from You Gotta Read Reviews
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The Secret Desires of a Soccer Mom
Robyn Harding
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Chick-Lit, Contemporary Women, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Women Sleuths, Fiction, Contemporary Fiction, Mystery & Thrillers
Rating: 4.0 – {24 Reviews}
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aige Atwell is completely satisfied with her suburban existence: the carpools, coffee klatches and scheduled sex night with her husband. But when her friend Karen admits to a steamy love affair, Paige is forced to reexamine her life. Is she really content? Or is she merely complacent? Then Karen is found dead in a pool of blood in her garage and Paige’s quiet life is shaken to its core. Paige doesn’t buy the accident theory Karen’s husband is spinning. And she knows that Karen’s adulterous secret could give the police the motive they need. But Paige can’t destroy her friend’s reputation and turn her into gossip fodder. She realizes her only choice is to investigate Karen’s death herself… a choice that leads her into danger, temptation and a secret so shocking that their quiet suburb will never be the same. The Secret Desires of a Soccer Mom offers us a darkly funny look at what goes on behind closed doors in the cul-de-sac.
Reviews:
“[Robyn Harding] concocts a deft comic look at suburban marriage malaise and a surprising remedy — a friend’s murder that turns her into an unlikely sleuth; contender for best book title of the season.”
– Seattle Post-Intelligencer
“This hilarious tale of motherhood, marriage, murder and suburban lust is laugh-out-loud funny.”
– Tucson Citizen
“Ms. Harding creates characters and a story that will not be forgotten.”
– Coffeetimeromance.com
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The Hacker’s Briefcase (Hacker Magazine)
Anton Zhukov
Genre(s): Computers & Technology, Business & Culture, Hacking, Networking, Network Security, Security & Encryption, Computers & Internet
Rating: 4.8 – {4 Reviews}
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nyone who’s ever seriously delved into pentesting or hacking is likely to have ended up stuck just a single step away from a successfully orchestrated attack. Kevin Mitnick’s The Art of Intrusion describes in detail the story of a particular pentest where the testers ran into trouble in the form of a firewall properly configured by the system administrator. It seemed that there was no chance of breaking through and accessing the company’s internal network. However, one of the team members had found a functional network socket in the lobby and secretly used it to connect a miniature wireless access device (which no one ended up noticing until the end of the testing procedure). This allowed the pentest team to acquire direct access to the company’s internal network by means of Wi-Fi. This is just one of many examples that illustrate how important it is not to underestimate hacking devices. Inspired by this piece of wisdom, we’ll be looking into some of the more curious devices available online.
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The Dark God’s Bride (Book 1)
Dahlia Lu
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Romance, Fantasy & Futuristic, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary, Paranormal Romance
Rating: 4.1 – {26 Reviews}
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n ancient god on a destructive path of vengeance…
Imprisoned by the Archangel Lucifer ages ago, Summit, the Dark God, wanted nothing less than equivalent retribution. After breaking free and successfully retaining some splintered shards of his sanity, Summit set out to confront Lucifer. The Archangel was nowhere to be found. He has, however, left behind his most coveted mortal bride. The Dark God stormed into Hell to capture Lucifer’s one and only weakness, but inadvertently abducted the wrong female – his own.
A reluctant heroine…
As a mortal raised among the demons inside a floating castle in Hell, Amara’s life is not exactly what you would call normal. When she finds herself abducted by a half-mad god, who mistook her for the woman who brought her up, Amara chooses to hide her identity to protect her foster mother at the risk of her own life.
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The Wooden-Legged Elephant
Paul Andrew Jarvis
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Humor, Literary, Chick-Lit, Single Women, Literary Fiction
Rating: 3.5 – {4 Reviews}
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Highly entertaining!” Roberto De Feo, director of Ice Scream.
Disillusioned by the indifference of the crumple-faced girl he adores and by the dismal decline of his beloved Everton, 10-year-old Michael McBride is increasingly sceptical about the credentials of the God that his terrifying schoolteachers and Catholic fundamentalist grandmother would have him pray to night and day, and even on the toilet. Meanwhile, as the millennium draws to a close, the Creator himself is feeling the effects of age: his remote control is on the blink, he is drinking more than he should and, to the alarm of those around him, he has taken to plagiarising Shakespeare.
Through the eyes of his fading but furious Maker, this irreverent three-part novel follows Michael from his childhood in the Merseyside of the 1970s, through the curious sexual escapades of his adolescence, to a final unholy showdown amid the olive groves of Puglia.
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