FREE KINDLE BOOK PACK #3 – {01-02-2013}
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Where The Sun Don’t Shine
Alex Metcalf
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Hard-Boiled, Mystery & Thrillers
Rating: 4.2 – {29 Reviews}
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missing girl.
A lost father.
Murder. Mayhem. Tattoos.
Just another day in Venice Beach.
Where The Sun Don’t Shine is the story of Marley, a once successful Hollywood player who’s tumbled so far down the ladder of success that he’s got almost nothing left. Just a one room apartment on Venice Beach and a fragile relationship with his 16 year old daughter.
Marley’s at the end of his rope when he gets a phone call from an old producing partner who wants to throw Marley some work. Which sounds great until Marley realizes that the “work” is tracking down a missing actress. An actress who may or may not be dead. Every instinct Marley has tells him to walk away. But the lure of easy money is the single thing that everyone in Hollywood has in common.
Marley finds himself thrust into the back alleys of the film industry. Into a nexus of porn, kidnapping, studio politics and the dream-dead denizens of modern Hollywood. Struggling to do the right thing, and to be a father to his daughter, Marley soon finds that everything is at stake: His future, his daughter, even his life…
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Raising Zombies – Family Life in the Modern Age (A Collection of Humorous Essays)
J. Thorn
Genre(s): KindleStore, Humor, Parenting & Families, Nonfiction
Rating: 4.3 – {6 Reviews}
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aising Zombies – Family Life in the Modern Age (A Collection of Humorous Essays) – The Amazon #1 Hot New Release in Humor/Parenting & Families (November 2012). Specially priced for a limited time!
***Raising Zombies contains profanity. If you can’t laugh at yourself, your government, your religion (especially Christianity), or me, DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK. Sense of humor required.***
Praise for Raising Zombies – Family Life in the Modern Age…
“Mr. Thorn’s writing is insightful and humorous…If you want to laugh or to be made to think a bit, I would recommend this book as I enjoyed it very much myself.”
Robert, Amazon Reviewer
“His essays are a great mix of statistical fact, anecdotal lessons and sometimes controversial beliefs that had me not only agreeing with his many assertions but also laughing out loud at his retelling of certain antics. The only complaint I have is that it’s too short! Damn it, Thorn, I wanted more!!”
Angie, Amazon Reviewer
Overview:
Not for the faint of heart or easily offended, Raising Zombies – Family Life in the Modern Age is J. Thorn’s humorous rant about being a teenager in the 1980s and life as a parent today.
More praise for Raising Zombies – Family Life in the Modern Age…
“As you can imagine, I could go on and on about this wonderful book…If this man was ever to take to the stage as a stand-up comedian, I’d buy a ticket.”
Mimi Barbour, Author of Roll the Dice (Vegas Series)
“A series of clever, insightful, laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy essays on kids, parents, teachers and the Mother Culture…Read the book, laugh and cringe and pass it on to the people you care about. And don’t worry about shocking them. Sometimes that’s called thinking.”
windigo, Amazon Reviewer
Any fan of Adam Carolla, Justin Halpern, or Chuck Klosterman, will love Raising Zombies – Family Life in the Modern Age!
Other Works
**If you enjoy thrilling, dark fantasy with a supernatural twist, you’ll want to read “Portal Arcane I – Reversion (A Dark Fantasy Series)” by J. Thorn.
**If you enjoy supernatural horror stories, you’ll want to check out J’s paranormal thriller, Preta’s Realm. Search under Preta’s Realm + Thorn.
**If you wanted an edgy, raw tale of post-apocalyptic urban fantasy, you’ll want to read “The Seventh Seal” by J. Thorn.
**If you were looking for J.’s epic fantasy inspired by the downfall of the ancient Aztec and Maya civilizations, simply search under “The Arrival (Burden of Conquest Book I) J. Thorn.”
**If you were looking for J.’s stunning historical fantasy based on the real adventures of Captain John Smith of the famous Jamestown colony, it is titled Gold Within.
**If you want a unique and gripping collection of award-winning short stories you’ll love Voices from Beyond Volume 1.
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Rescue the Captors (True Hostage Situation Involving Colombian Marxist Guerrillas and a Missionary Simply Using the Experience to Share the Gospel)
Russell Stendal
Genre(s): Biographies & Memoirs, True Accounts, Organized Crime, Christian Books & Bibles, Ministry & Church Leadership, Youth Ministry, Nonfiction, True Crime, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Clergy
Rating: 4.5 – {18 Reviews}
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True Hostage Situation Involving Colombian Marxist Guerrillas and a Missionary Simply Using the Experience to Share the Gospel
American bush pilot Russell Stendal, on routine business, landed his plane in a remote Colombian village. Gunfire exploded throughout the town and within minutes Russell’s 142 day ordeal had begun. The Colombian cartel explained that this was a kidnapping for ransom and that he would be held until payment was made.
Held at gunpoint deep in the jungle and with little else to occupy his time, Russell got ahold of some paper and began to write. He told the story of his life and kept a record of his experience in the guerrilla camp. His “book” became a bridge to the men who held him hostage and now serves as the basis for this incredible true story of how God’s love penetrated a physical and ideological jungle.
How did this incredible true story affect Russell? “At first my mind went wild with thoughts of revenge and violence. Then, after a while, I was able to see through their attempt to break me down and brainwash me. I started making a determined effort to throw all their stories and dramas out of my mind and not to let my thoughts dwell on them at all. I would trust God that He would take care of my wife and I would close my mind to my captors’ input. I decided to think about positive values instead.”
“I told them that they had two choices, either kill me, or let me go for whatever small amount my family could afford. One of the guerrillas turned and asked me if I was afraid to die. I replied that dying is obvi¬ously uncomfortable, but yes, I was prepared to die.”
“My captors tied me up and left the rope on day and night. There were seriously trying to completely break me psychologically and then brainwash me. Every day new things were done to alter me and work towards that goal. My captors started telling me scare stories. Some of these stories were about wild animals. They told me some of the wildest, hair-raising tales about lions and tigers that I have ever heard. These sto¬ries were designed both to intimidate me, reducing my ability to sleep, and to cause me to think twice before I decided to try and escape into the jungle again.”
“God used my hostage situation to show me that I had been guilty of resisting God’s hand on my life and had therefore been unwittingly spending an unnecessary amount of time in that spiritual birth canal being squeezed all out of shape instead of coming out into the light and being born again. I decided that I was going to forget my own big missionary plans and projects, and instead I would concentrate on discerning where God was moving and then try to jump on His bandwagon – God taught me how to be a true missionary for Him. I began to react towards problems and adversity as opportunities to learn important things and as opportunities for God to use me to bring glory to Himself. My life changed to one of victory in Jesus Christ. I still have problems, difficulties, and even an occasional defeat; but now I can clearly see the design and purpose that God has for my life. If I have the right attitude, God can reign over everything that happens in my life and teach me something useful from even the most difficult experiences.”
This kindle ebook is available for free for your enjoyment. Please tell others about this free download – this is a great Christian ebook for kids, teens, and others whether Christian or not. The goal is not a best sellers list, but to show all readers that Christ isn’t about the religious elite, caring instead that we accept His love and righteousness instead of our own.
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Signs and Wonders (Annie Grace adventures)
Alex Adena
Genre(s): Christian Books & Bibles, Literature & Fiction, Fiction, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Fiction, Christianity, Christian Fiction
Rating: 4.2 – {33 Reviews}
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nnie Grace grew up as the daughter of a faith healing crusader who told her she could perform miracles. But 25 years later, after she has inherited her late father’s ministry, Annie’s only remaining conviction is that she is a fraud — a fear she must face when the district attorney confronts her about the ministry’s past. As a pesky television reporter hounds her and a U.S. senator subpoenas her to testify before Congress, Annie is forced to reveal the truth to herself and to the world. When she does, mysterious things begin to happen. What is the meaning of these signs and wonders?
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Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland (First Book of the 50 Shades of Alice Trilogy)
Melinda DuChamp
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Romance, Contemporary, Fantasy & Futuristic
Rating: 4.0 – {67 Reviews}
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EYOND 50 SHADES OF GREY…
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he’s also quick and careless in bed, and doesn’t give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he’s not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn’t understand her own needs. She’s heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she’s read about in runaway bestselling books.
BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS…
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys–or girls–down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.
BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES…
Alice is confused and frightened and… aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body’s needs for the very first time.
BEYOND THUNDERDOME…
This isn’t the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn’t for children at all.
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare…
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32,000 words or 115 paper pages long. Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of bestselling author who has written over 50 novels, mostly romance.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
“This is the funniest adult novel I’ve ever read!” – Anonymous
“A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot.” – A Different Anonymous
“Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on.” – A turned-on woman who asked not to be named
“Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here’s the cure. You won’t be able to put it down.” – Jane Doe
“I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what’s on it. Reading this ebook feels like I’m doing something wicked and daring.” – Jane Doe’s friend
“You’ll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me.” – A satisfied reader
“My wife really benefited from me reading this.” – A friend of the author
“Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good.” – The author’s cousin
“I read it and returned it because I’m thrifty, but now I wish I’d kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit.” – A cheapskate
“Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that’s pretty stupid.” – A man with too much time on his hands
“My new safeword is DuChamp!” – An enlightened fan
“I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism.” – A man about to sue the author
“Strawberry is my favorite flavor.” – A woman who likes strawberry
“I also like chocolate.” – The same woman
Book #2: Fifty Shades of Alice Though the Looking Glass now available
Book #3: Fifty Shades of Alice at the Hellfire Club coming in fall 2012
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