Daily Archives: December 31, 2020

Shockerby Armand Rosamilia and Frank Edler

SHOCKER is the horror humor story of a prisoner, a religious idol, monsters and mayhem.

Vito “The Shocker” Shocketti has been locked away in Rahway State Penitentiary for twenty years of his life sentence. In that time not one cellmate has endured being quartered with him for very long. That all changes when a young kid, Manny “Dirty” Sanchez, gets put with The Shocker.

A star struck Manny begs “The Shocker” to tell him his legendary story of crime and murder. Vito decides to unload on the kid, who becomes more and more engrossed in The Shocker’s tales of living life on the edge in the seedy heavy metal club scene in 1980’s New Jersey.

The Shocker, impressed that Dirty has not begged the guards to move him from the cell, drops a bombshell. All the murders The Shocker committed were directed at the behest of Baby Jesus. The Shockers tales devolve into the weird and insane.

Could The Shocker be making it all up to make Manny think he is criminally insane or is the Baby Jesus real and has a higher plan for the both of them?

Seasoned writing veteran Armand Rosamillia teams up with hungry newcomer, Frank J Edler to tell this darkly funny story of reckless behavior, oddball monsters and the cherubic Baby Jesus. The two Jersey boys spin a thick flavor of heavy metal life in New Jersey that will make the most bad-ass of metalheads cringe with delight. This story should come with a pair of tight black leather pants and a can of Aqua Net.

Also features an interview with both authors by fellow deranged author Christian Jensen

His Fierce Possessionby Jessica Mills

She’s a spoiled little princess type.

You know the one… sky-high heels, miniskirts, and a bad attitude to boot.

And I get to deal with her good-looking self all because I thought turning the ranch into a Dude Ranch for entertainment was a good moneymaker.

Keep your money, Miss Fancy Pants.

Unfortunately, somewhere underneath the billion dollars and thick layer of makeup is a girl that makes the alpha in me growl.

Obviously, this woman needs a few nights under the stars–and under me.

Something about her has me acting like a caveman, and she loves it.

This might just be a vacation for her, but if I have my way, she’s going to be mine.

Forever.

Make Enterprise Great Again: The Gods Must Be Crazy!: Cradle of Communism to Catacomb of Capitalismby EPM Mavericks, Saji Madapat

Book Trailer: https://youtu.be/pe50Rx1DjOc
Gods Must Be Crazy: New Year GIFT – FREE Audible Book! https://a.co/3mdPuK0
Breaking News! “The Gods Must be Crazy!”: Trump’s presidential Proclamation “Make Enterprise Great Again” and Biden go to BUNKER to “Build Enterprises Back Better.” https://youtu.be/5ZlJncOLZjM

Wow! What a Year! I, too, had an excruciating year to begin with, including COVID taking my storyteller’s (narrator) soul to heaven. When the darkness rolled in, through thick and thin, an amazing community was there for me with helping hands. Just as an example, we cracked the code of BIG Publishing houses and achieved something even crème de la crème writers could dream about. Within a few months, thousands read the Gods Must Be Crazy in over a dozen countries, offering over 50 rave reviews (Amazon + GoodReads), and even achieved the #1 bestseller rank in many Amazon categories! Above all, I donate the royalty from this book for a greater purpose to Mother Teresa Mission (Missionaries of Charity).

As a token of gratitude, I would like to give away New Year GIFT. It’s totally free, if it is your first time accepting an Audible book from a friend. Get it here: https://a.co/3mdPuK0
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Dropping The Ballby Weston Parker

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago–Oh, who am I kidding?

My life is no fairy tale.

Not since my Broadway career dried up. Like a year-old prune.

Once upon a time, I was the leading lady in many a fairy tale but now?

Now I’m coming back and I’m not playing the sweet princess anymore.

I’m the Wicked Witch of the West and I’m making a comeback to prove nothing and no one can hold me down.

Not the illness that caused me to faceplant in the middle of a show two years ago and not the naysayers who are convinced I’m done.

There’s only one teeny, tiny problem. Someone is after me.

Luckily, my problem has a simple solution: personal security.

A round-the-clock bodyguard should do the trick. And if I get my way, he should be damn hot.

But when I meet him? It’s not the trick I want him to do–it’s me.

There’s something hauntingly familiar about him, and I just can’t shake the feeling that I know him.

There’s only one other man who’s ever had this effect on me: my brother’s best friend from high school.

And this boy is all grown up and giving me the serious feels.

Our chemistry is still off the charts and a new year is starting soon.

Time to get my career back and score the hottie for a New Year’s kiss.

Let’s just hope neither of us drop the ball.

Every Good Girl Deserves a Bad Boy. ~ Weston