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The Girls on the Hill by Alison Claire Grey

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Five girls went to college together.
Only four made it to graduation.
And one of the four remaining?
Well.
She’s the murderer.
And she’s itching to kill again.
Because its college reunion time!
And someone knows too much about what happened on graduation night.

THE GIRLS ON THE HILL.
They’re the girls you studied with. Got drunk with.
And maybe covered up a murder with.

After all… what are sisters for?

I’ve been dreaming about the sound a body makes when it falls from the top of a six story building.

I’m screaming because I’m awake.

I’m shaking because I can’t go back and kill her again.

The Overdue Life of Amy Byler by Kelly Harms

An Amazon Charts and Washington Post bestseller.

“A laugh-out-loud funny, pitch-perfect novel that will have readers rooting for this unlikely, relatable, and totally lovable heroine, The Overdue Life of Amy Byler is the ultimate escape–and will leave moms everywhere questioning whether it isn’t time for a #momspringa of their own.” –New York Journal of Books

Overworked and underappreciated, single mom Amy Byler needs a break. So when the guilt-ridden husband who abandoned her shows up and offers to take care of their kids for the summer, she accepts his offer and escapes rural Pennsylvania for New York City.

Usually grounded and mild mannered, Amy finally lets her hair down in the city that never sleeps. She discovers a life filled with culture, sophistication, and–with a little encouragement from her friends–a few blind dates. When one man in particular makes quick work of Amy’s heart, she risks losing herself completely in the unexpected escape, and as the summer comes to an end, Amy realizes too late that she must make an impossible decision: stay in this exciting new chapter of her life, or return to the life she left behind.

But before she can choose, a crisis forces the two worlds together, and Amy must stare down a future where she could lose both sides of herself, and every dream she’s ever nurtured, in the beat of a heart.

Errant Godsby Erik Henry Vick

What would you do to save the ones you love? KILL A GOD?

Hank Jensen knows what he must do. If he gives in to his disability–his curse–he will never see his wife or son again. Not alive.

In perpetual pain, enervated and exhausted, his time for accepting the limits of his illness is over. He must follow the trail left by the twisted serial killers through the cave where the pair stored their victims and across a shimmering portal into the mythical worlds of the Norse Sagas.

2018 Readers Favorite International Book Awards Silver Medal for Fantasy

If you like terrifying evil, mythical worlds, and a hero facing impossible odds, then you’ll love Erik Henry Vick’s imaginative Blood of the Isir saga:
Errant Gods–book one
Rooms of Ruin–book two
Wild Hunt–book three
Wendigo–a standalone novella

The Mountain Darkby Kathryn Le Veque

The Executioner Knights are back, now with one of their own falling in love with a Welsh princess who holds the key to a renewed rebellion. Will love win out over his sense of duty?

Kress de Rhydian is a man on a mission.

The second Executioner Knight is given a very important directive –William Marshal is determined to make a match between a Welsh princess and a great marcher lord. With King John having recently married his daughter to the last Prince of Gwynedd, the Marshal seeks to balance that power with a strategic marriage of his own. Kress is tasked with protecting the Welsh princess, no matter what the cost, until she can reach her destination.

The cost may be his soul.

Cadelyn of Vendotia is the daughter of two powerful royal bloodlines. Having been raised in the house of the Earls of Arundel, she is more English than Welsh, and she has no desire to be part of a political marriage. An educated woman with a penchant for naughty poetry, Cadelyn is one of the last full-blooded Welsh princesses and a very valuable commodity. But there is a complication – the princess falls in love with Kress along the way, and in spite of himself, Kress cannot deny his growing feelings for her.

But there is a rebellion afoot, one tied to her betrothed. A group calling themselves the Rebels of Rhos, led by Cadelyn’s long-lost mother, is determined to use Cadelyn to feed their cause. They have promised lands and wealth to the greedy brothers of Cadelyn’s betrothed in exchange for their support of the rebellion, one that neither William Marshal – nor Kress – have any idea about. They will be taking Cadelyn straight into a firestorm if she makes it to Wales, and the center of this storm is a place called Mynydd Twywll (Mountain Dark).

It is the heart of the rebellion.

When the terrible plans for Cadelyn finally become known, it is nearly too late to save her, but Kress and her escort give it a valiant try. When reinforcements arrive from an unexpected source, Kress risks his life to take Cadelyn to safety.

Will his sense of duty and his loyalty to England win out? Or will the love of a Welsh princess be his downfall?

Murder in Niceby Susan Kiernan-Lewis

The French Riviera is the ultimate travel destination…unless murder is on the itinerary.
When an old high school friend is murdered on the Côte d’Azur while auditioning for the hit TV travel show “Americans See Europe,” Maggie is forced to break away from village life and new motherhood to find the killer. Her sleuthing takes her from the sun-drenched beaches of Saint-Tropez to the cafes and backstreets of Arles, across lavender fields and stunning medieval ruins and straight into the evil hands of her most diabolical adversary yet.
Can Maggie find her friend’s killer before an innocent man pays for the crime? And can she do it without paying the ultimate price herself?

One Shot At Loveby Weston Parker

Falling for your new boss is the best way to mess with your sanity.

Especially if she has an overprotective brother that happens to be one of my childhood friends.

And I had to figure it out the hard way.

But she’s so damn worth it.

Beautiful and curvy, bossy and rich. The woman owns the room when she walks in. Hell, she owns everything.

And though I try like hell to avoid her, she’s going to own me too soon.

I should steer clear and just focus on my little boy, but something inside of me is waking up again.

This might be my one shot at love again.

I hope like hell I’m ready for it.

Every good girl deserves a bad boy. ~ Weston

This is book 1 in a 3 book series. You will have to read book 2 and 3 to complete the story.

I Disagree: How These Two Words are the Secret to Thinking Differently and Taking Control of Your Health by Dr. Patrick Flynn

Everybody has a story–it’s a unifying factor that we can all relate to and learn from. When it comes to health, that story can be tragic or transformational (and sometimes both.)

What’s your story? Has a medical professional ever told you:

Nothing can be done.
It’s all in your head.
Just take this and you’ll be fine.
All of the Above?

You are not alone. Chronic conditions are at an all-time high. Despite medical advancements, we are sicker than ever. Something needs to change! It’s time to disagree.

What you’ll find in this book is a story that is changing lives across the country and empowering people to think differently. Thinking differently is where perspectives are transformed, improvements are made, and changes take place. And from Dr. Patrick Flynn’s experience with thousands of patients, these changes are for the better.

Heavily inspired by his wife and her journey through medicine, Dr. Flynn developed his unique approach and mode of thought. In these pages, Dr. Flynn shares their story and the resulting mindset that is impacting the health and lives of countless people. The “I Disagree” way of thinking understands that just because something is common, does not mean it’s normal. Through his work, Dr. Flynn and The Wellness Way clinics are changing lives, restoring hope, and getting results. By the time you finish reading, he hopes you find the strength to disagree too. It’s time to embrace your life and take control of your health!

After the Storm: Picking Up the Pieces to a Better Life by Jack Shirk

We all live in a world where difficult hands are dealt out daily. Life is often unpredictable and chaotic. A Major storm can come along at any time and ravage our existence leaving us broken, scared and with nothing but pieces left scattered all over our beach. It’s then hard to grasp the concept of moving forward, and trusting that God has a plan.

How does one pick up all of the pieces left behind by such a destructive storm? How does one mend a heart that’s been broken in so many places and begin to rebuild a life when all hope is lost?

This is the riveting true story of loss, grief, and despair. After Jack loses his wife to cancer now, finds himself alone to raise 3 beautiful little kids. Upon facing this unbearable reality, spiraled down an even more destructive path.

Come and be inspired by a book of an adventure everyone can relate too. See how one can learn to pick up those “Pieces to a Better Life.” This is a compelling journey of self-discovery and perseverance from being dealt all life can dish out. This story will make you weep, and it’ll make you smile. But most definitely, it WILL make you believe in Miracles.

The Corpse Wore Stilettos by MJ O’Neill

SHE WORE A DONNA KARAN MARKED FOR REPOSSESSION

Since Kat Waters’s father took a trip to the slammer on what she’s sure are trumped-up racketeering charges, life’s been tough. All their assets are frozen, and she’s down to the last few pairs of Jimmy Choos she can swap for rent. To keep her family out of the homeless shelter, the former socialite took a job at the local morgue–a job she’s about to lose when the body of a murder victim goes missing on her watch.

HE WORE A CAPTIVATING SMILE

While Kat’s processing the latest victim in the prostitute serial killings, ex-Special Forces soldier Burns McPhee strolls in with an air of confidence, expecting access to the Jane Doe. While Burns tries to flirt his way into examining the latest victim, whom he thinks is connected to the death of his best friend, someone else steals the body right out from under them.

THE CORPSE WORE STILETTOS

Dodging questions from the cops and kidnapping attempts from a body-snatching psycho, Kat and Burns forge a deal. He’ll clear her name and keep her safe if she gets him information on her peculiar coworkers, one of whom he’s certain is involved with the body heist. But digging up secrets can lead to a lower life expectancy. The unlikely team will need all their talents not to end up as the morgue’s next clients while they hunt for a murderer, the missing corpse, and a pair of diamond-studded stilettos.