FREE & BARGAIN EBOOKS – {04-16-2021}

Superficial Intelligence: A Novelby Gregory Alesso

Same old story. Some dude in a Toyota Tacoma hit me with his car, and now I have these super awesome robot legs. Legs which are directly responsible for my meteoric rise to fame as a reality TV robot.

Do I alienate some people along the way? Obviously.
Do I get addicted to replacing body parts? Oh, yeah.
Do I toy with the idea of killing all humans? Listen, I don’t go through with it. That’s got to count for something.

As I fight to stay relevant, you can decide for yourself whether I’m the next step in human evolution or just another hilarious narcissist with a TV show.

-Your Benevolent Narrator-

What Readers are Saying:

★★★★★ “Words that come to mind are witty, funny, intelligent, creative, original…worth reading.” – John Marckesano

★★★★★ “Fun satirical ride, with far more emotionality than I signed up for…but in a good way!” – Harrison Sands

★★★★★ “…enjoyed Superficial Intelligence as a blend of light-hearted thought experiment, narrative sidebars and one liners to keep you smiling as you read.” – Conner

★★★★★ “…A perfect combination of near-future sci-fi, comedy, and social commentary.” – Amazon Reviewer

★★★★★ “As a millennial, I don’t read books…” – R.D. Grier

Quarantined With My Coworkers: 145 bizarre, ridiculous, and funny things they did during COVID-19by Mike Stoupa

Have you ever complained about your coworkers? Ever thought to yourself, “How on earth are these people still employed?!” Well, try being quarantined with them during the COVID-19 pandemic. This collection of 145 misadventures during the pandemic of 2020 is a humorous look at what your coworkers can devolve into during times of crisis. The constant complaining, need to be the center of attention, and countless interrupted video calls are just the tip of the iceberg. From questionable wardrobe selections to potentially unsafe uses of office equipment, you won’t stop laughing at the stories behind these two quirky coworkers. It just happens that these coworkers were the author’s 2 and 5 year old children…

Parents and working professionals will appreciate the relatable antics and brutal honesty these coworkers exhibit. While the pandemic surely did not impact what they displayed in the book (they would have done this stuff anyway), it did bring to light how staying at home with your kids full-time can drive you crazy. Trying to manage working from home, teaching a kindergartner, and being a full-time parent 24/7 is nearly impossible and it was this unique twist on office culture that helped the author get through the trying times. Buckle up for a file folder full of laughs!

Travels With Tinkerbelle: 6,000 Miles Around France in a Mechanical Wreckby Susie Kelly

The author and her husband devised a simple plan – to take a tent and the dog and drive around the perimeter of France. Like many simple plans it went wrong before it started and they ended up with two dogs and a campervan named Tinkerbelle.

Starting in Brittany, they motorhome along the Atlantic Coast south to the Pyrenees, then follow the Mediterranean resorts to the Alps before juddering off towards the north coast across terrifyingly high mountain causeways.

But on the second day of their journey Tinkerbelle begins to self-destruct, helped by the new dog who does his best to eat her from the inside out.

This is their story, as they travel from sandy beaches to snow-topped mountains exploring the diverse cultures, cuisines and countryside making up the country called France.

Their journey takes them to places out of the ordinary, meeting interesting characters and witnessing ancient traditions.

While the dogs rejoice in the freedom they find running on the beaches, Susie and Terry spend a lot of time holding their breath, wondering whether their clapped out old campervan called Tinkerbelle will manage to negotiate impossible mountain routes and get them home before she completely disintegrates.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

‘There are a handful of authors who can achieve that elusive trick of making you laugh out loud. For me it’s James Herriot, Bill Bryson & Susie Kelly.’ French Entree Magazine

‘Wow, what a road trip. The chaos that is Tinkerbelle with two adults and two large dogs, one still a puppy who delights in eating non-edibles, makes for some very funny tales to read.’ French Village Diaries

‘One of the best holiday reads this year. Travelogue with a difference…’ Az US

‘Its not often that you find a book that is both entertaining and extremely informative at the same time.’ Az US

‘I felt like I was right there in Tinkerbelle with them all. I could almost smell wet dog.’ Az US

‘Travels with Tinkerbelle is a truly wonderful travelogue full of fascinating local history and information; it has beautiful descriptive passages; and it has the precious bonus of two delightful dogs, Dobby and Tally.’ Az US

‘I just love reading Susie’s books. Her travel books contain loads of helpful information, plenty of humor and often the odd tear. I even slowed down my usual reading pace to try and make it last longer. Download it, read it and enjoy it.’ Az US

‘I loved Susie Kelly’s wry sense of humor. As for Tinkerbelle, what a special van. I was holding my breath as they negotiated the Pyrenees and Alps with barely any brakes, a broken clutch and a holey exhaust. Fabulous! A lovely book on many levels.’ Az US

Travels with Tinkerbelle is a personal story sprinkled with humor but also a France guidebook full of history and practical information. Dog lovers who enjoy dog humour, France lovers who enjoy travel humour, and fans of the best travel books like those of Bill Bryson, Tim Moore and Chris Stewart, will love this book.

The BadRedhead Media 30-Day Book Marketing Challengeby Rachel Thompson

· 2017 Readers’ Favorite Silver Award Winner (Non-Fiction)!
· 5/5 STARS, Readers Favorite!
· 4/4 STARS, IndieReader!

THE SINGLE BEST TOOL every writer needs NOW to build, boost, and grow their author platform.

Unsure how to market your book or feel overwhelmed by the sheer number of author platform options out there (or not even sure what the term means)? Ever wish someone could break it down for you in simple steps?

Then this is the book for you!

Over the course of one month, Rachel provides you daily challenges containing a wealth of information, and easy to follow assignments to help energize your book sales. If you haven’t released your book yet, this book will help you set the stage necessary to build the strongest foundation possible for success.

Topics include:
* Twitter secrets
* Facebook page must do’s
* Social media ideas you might not know or haven’t thought of
* Promotion, giveaways, and other book marketing secrets
* Website, blogging, and SEO tips designed just for authors

All writers, bloggers, and small businesses can benefit can benefit from this guide.

“When it comes to social media marketing for authors, no one knows more than Rachel Thompson. She practices what she preaches and has helped dozens of our authors enjoy significant leaps in their social media standing.”

Steve Bennett, Founder & Creative Director, AuthorBytes

“This book is an amazing compilation of data and resources that only someone with years of experience could pull together. As a book marketing specialist myself, I’m still blown away by the amazing content Rachel provides. If you’re writing or marketing a book, this is a MUST-HAVE. “

Alexa Bigwarfe, Author Coach & Owner of Kat Biggie Press Digital Media Co.

Buy this book right now and get started. Your only regret is that you waited so long!