Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat.
Girl meets another Boy. Boy enjoys shopping the fragrance section of Victoria’s Secret, for himself, more than Girl does.
Girl meets another Boy. Boy wants to date her AND his current wife – because they’re “just friends.”
Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has poured acid in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists.

For readers who enjoyed Issa Rae’s Insecure. Think the heat of 50 Shades of Grey meets the antics of Girlfriends or Sex and the City as a laugh-out-loud comedy based on one woman’s REAL LIFE. This is not your typical “boy meets girl and sweeps her off her feet” love story; it’s more of a “bad romance” in which that broom is used to shove me off of a very high ledge! Be prepared to laugh and “naughty blush” from these true, unbelievable experiences that will thoroughly convince you that my ideal mate is probably stuck in a tree somewhere or walking around in a circle in a Wal-mart parking lot.

*Mature Content – Sexual situations, strong language

“My wife read this… she loved it. She loved it so much I got to play video games without her complaining, loved it so much the kid and I got to order out for dinner. This doesn’t happen often folks so it must have been a pretty great read. She told me to give it 5 stars.”
– Pipsquack

“This book had me rolling from page 1 to the very last!!! This is a must have for sane single women who struggle to deal with insane single men.”
– Destiny Mae

“I laughed so uncontrollably hard reading the other night I woke up my partner. This is book provides a unique glimpse into dating as an adult and leaves you wondering how the dating pool got so polluted.”
– Anthony L. Schneider

“Her very clever and provocative sense of humor will sure to keep you entertained until the last word. She expertly told the mishaps of crazy online dating in the most revealing ways, but yet super funny.”
– Julie Joseph