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I Don’t Want to LET THEM!: A Funny Self-Help Parody from a Cranky Anti-Guru’s Porch Rocker by Daniel Miller

What if the “wisdom” everyone’s plastering on mugs and tattoos is just common sense wearing a costume?If you’re tired of guru pep talks promising to transform your life, this book is for you. Uncle Dan’s Porch Theory is a self-help parody with cranky porch wisdom, sarcastic humor, and a good dose of reality. It’s not here to coach you… it’s here to laugh with you, roast the nonsense, and help you survive the noise.Inside, you’ll find:Porch Rules – blunt, zero-fluff truths no guru dares sayU. Dan’s Remedies – quirky, practical fixes you’ll actually enjoyPorch Interruptions – comic grenades that break up the seriousnessReal stories – showing why most “self-improvement” is hot air👉 Why now? Because everyone and their neighbor is worshipping the phrase “Let Them” like it’s scripture. But you deserve more than recycled slogans. You deserve something real, funny, and wise, without the sales pitch.🔥 The wait is over. Scroll up and smash that BUY NOW button. Be part of the inside jokes, not the memes you missed.