Genres : Humor

Come spend a few weeks with Ted Wendel, the gregarious, fun-loving, pastoral care minister on staff at First Church. Most locals know him as "Father Ted," the beloved monk on the Royal Tire commercials--a delightful side job with a host of colorful characters behind the camera.For the first time, readers will enjoy getting to know Ted's energetic wife Patty, the love of his life. When not at home, Father Ted splits his time between counseling First Church members, mentoring young...

Have you ever felt like the universe was trying to send you a message, but you weren’t really paying attention?“A great read…lots of laughs…lots of great stories and advice. Worth your time and worth its weight in gold. Isn’t That Weird!…a terrific read and highly recommended.–Don Hurzeler, retired CEO, author, photographer, and slow learner.In Isn’t That Weird!, a candid and wise 78-year-old storyteller takes you on a journey through the everyday mysteries, uncanny coincidences, and life lessons that shape our...

The Hillbilly Dictionary: Backwoods Lingo Straight from the Holler, by Grandpa RipleyEver felt like the English language done lost its backbone somewhere 'twixt the skyscrapers and the suburbs? Well, pull up a stump and listen up, 'cause Grandpa Ripley— that weather-beaten sage with a chew of Red Man and a lifetime of ridge-runnin' under his galluses— is fixin' to set it right with The Hillbilly Dictionary.This here's a straight-shootin' guide to the raw, rambunctious tongue of the Appalachians, penned by...

FINALLY! The unauthorized biography of a cat who actually runs his household (and isn't afraid to admit it)Ever wondered what your cat REALLY thinks about you?Spoiler alert: It's hilarious, brutally honest, and surprisingly heartwarming.Meet Supreme – a cat of unparalleled intelligence, impeccable standards, and zero tolerance for human incompetence. After spending his first year systematically training his Two-Legged servants, he has graciously agreed to share his classified methods with the world.This isn't just a book. This is a MASTERCLASS in...

Does your man come with warning lights, weird noises, or unexplained malfunctions?Congratulations! You’ve just unlocked The Male Owner’s Manual—the only guide that tells you what’s actually going on under his emotional hood.This hilarious, tell-all handbook finally explains why men run silent, send single-letter text messages, and insist on wandering the universe before asking for directions. (Spoiler: It’s the ego. Always the ego.)Packed with laugh-out-loud metaphors, relationship tips, and enough automotive analogies to make NASCAR proud, this guide helps you:✔ Decode...

Alcohol is like the cousin that owes you money. It promises everything and delivers nothing.Cyril Chippington-Smythe, the world's richest man, awakens from a drunken stupor to find that he may have engaged himself to the horrifyingly toothy Alice Witherspoon. His mechanical manservant, Bentley, concocts a plot to free his master from any possible entanglements, but Alice has more than matrimony on her mind and may destroy civilization as we know it.Visit Twitschronicles.com to receive a free copy of the Twits...

When love and rivalry collide, the real game begins.Isabella Castillo has always played by the rules. A straight-A student and the most organized manager her high school hockey team has ever seen, she’s now on the verge of realizing her dream as a sports journalist. But when she’s assigned to profile the Tampa Bay Lightning’s star center, Elliot Adler—a man she thought she’d left in her past—her perfectly ordered life gets a little chaotic.Elliot Adler has always been the life...

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting, experimental, comedic science fiction parody novel about three oddball characters romping around space and time in search of truth and/or justice all while narrowly escaping dangerous space-mazes, savage beasts and angry mobs. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be,...

Margaret Greene is thirty-eight, exhausted, and tired of scrubbing other people’s messes especially the ones her husband leaves behind. Her marriage has turned into a quiet war fought over dinners, dishes, and half-finished sentences. Faith used to comfort her, but now even her prayers sound like complaints. Then one evening, while cleaning, Margaret rediscovers something she hid years ago: a book filled with strange old words that once made her feel powerful.James, her well-meaning but hopeless husband, just wants to...

Some red flags you spot right away. Others sneak in disguised as charm, romance, or “street smarts.”This is not a love story. It’s a memoir about ignoring every warning sign, collecting disasters like souvenirs, and finally realizing escape hatches aren’t just for other people. Told with dark humor, sharp hindsight, and zero sugarcoating, The Red Flag Diaries drags toxic relationships out into the daylight and dares you to laugh at the absurdity.If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Why did I stay?”...